Baby its cold outside

well i havent posted in a while
and im in the mood today so LEGO!

it is currently the holidays and i have not started studying at all and i am fucked
the past two days i was at the snows which was pretty kick ass

the sled is so fun but i suck at it
a large amount of snow its  my face and it is freezing
yet so surprisingly hot!

i swear i was wearing layers like a maniac!
i had a singlet, 2 long sleeve shirts, jumper kinda thing then a denim top not to mention a massive snow jacket type thing and i was cold (in the morning)

THEN WE GOT TO THE SNOWS, EVERYTHING WAS REMOVED
all i wore was a singlet and the snow jacket

it was so hot trying to go up hill to sled
i swear bring gloves!
gloves are essential
if you dont have it you wont have fun AT ALL

its horrible the snow it painfully cold
it feels like frost bite

i suck at sledding and every time i am down my face is covered in snow and its just omfg pain pain pain

but icicles go in my hair and it looks kinda awesome

the worst part was the drive

so bad

bad

bad

like 6 hours in a car and i get car sick

but to keep my company i was on my phone for a long time

to INNUENDIS BOOTIES KIKIKIKIK

lmao!!

can i just say (if you guys are reading this which i bet you wont) you guys kick ass ahahahah

i dont have anything else to say about the snow i guess thats all it was :\

wwhattt elseee has been going on in my life??

snezanas birthday was EPIC

and OH YEA

this was a while back but the sex (drama group)

were rehearsing and thinking up roles 

then we got hungry

then we went to cookshill

then the best thing ever

WEDDING DRESS SHOPPING

WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAAIINNN

well yeah thats my life in a nutshell so far

----disturbing info------

one more success, got my period....

havent had it in 3 months which freaked me out

i mean ive been menstruating for 5 years now and its still irregular

i told my family friend about it and she said i must still be growing

WOOO I MIGHT GET TALLER

and i was telling her about how insecure i was about my thighs

and she was like but you have a nice ass

i am a little more confidant now

ok enough about my female body

and uh

---disturbing info over-------

yeah 

KIK is cool and stuff and we just skype and shit

OK IVE GOT SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT

my top 3 song list that are on repeat!

1. AMORE AMORE - ANDY RUSSELL 

2. SON OF A PREACHER MAN - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD

3. LETS STAY TOGETHER - AL GREEN

listen to them!

they are nowhere near rocky
they are more 50's vibe

very retro yeah ahahah i listen to epic songs dont i??

i was also listen to my phone in repeat

and one pick up line kinda thing would work for me

if a guys was hanging out by a record player and i got up and asked for his name
and if he replies "That dont matter cause its all the same"
and i say "can i take you home, were we can be alone?"

then we both smile and sing "I LOVE ROCK N ROLL" by Joan Jett

love that song i swear i am never gonna meet someone like that but its nice enough to dream isnt it?
oh and if you think its slutty for me to say "can i take you home..alone" its the lyrics of the song
LOL just saying good song good song :)

a cute date would be to go karaoke, first song i would wanna sing is "baby its cold outside"such a cute song i swear my future man (or woman whatever you never know) i would sing everything our life would be a really weird musical lol i am so long ahhaha what am i typing i cant stop typing i wonder hoe long ill keep this up, i man listening to baby its cold outside right now, what song would youlose your virginity to? i would go for lets stay together (the song i suggested) man i just i cant even luke is such a babe i was to makeout with him and touch him inappropriately hes so hot, my dream guy (looks wise i dont know what his personality is like but he seems pretty cool due to facebook stalking but yeah he seems funny and sexy and omfg knee high boots, i just had an orgasm and that white shirt and it was lifted up for a second i almost dies i was giggling like crazy and he has a beard and i love hairy chest is that weird? its so manly and not many guys are able too but omfg luke i just i cant even his  voice and his face and his body i love skinny guys not skinny skinny but like average if you know what i mean i dont like muscly guys i lie sid from skins body its pretty sweet omfg and luke is tall, luke luke luke i just was to lick his gorgeous face let me love you have my body right now, now, now ahahha sexy sexy anyway i should close bracket now, wow that took a long time lol anyway bye) i like brunettes blondes are not for me but i dont mind

i saw a cute guy at maccas, a lot actually like 4 great options
this one guy omfg stripped jumper and TALL AS FUCK
great back, great ass, great face,  i mean his face was just amazing

anyway enough of the ovary bursting

now for my quote...

I Put the Laughter in Manslaughter

historiography

So i had me history excursion thingy today

it was nice

i met bruce dennent the writer of our text book

he looked like such a bright man, i think i love him
i wanted to talk to him afterwards but i was afraid i sounded stupid :(

i wanted to ask him so many questions
and he says he isnt a hater of America, but you know they are well bleh

and im like I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!

and he kept taking my scarf which was funny

and well he is going to our school soon to give a lecture on WW1

and i am going to wear my scarf so i hope he remembers me hehehe

but yeahhh......

oh and also the american lecturer was pretty foxy

i have to admit i was attracted to him :$

the worst part of the day was my fuckin shoes, i am never ever wearing those shoes ever again, it was hell, it was raining and i felt like ugh it was just not nice

not nice at all

i was about to go central with the lovely emilee, wynee and angela

But i decided not to go because my feet were giving me hell and i was just in so much pain and misery i am so sorry feet but yea

that ment i met

well not really meet

more like stared at from a distant until he felt uncomfortable

and i knew he knew i was staring at him

this guy looked like ANDREW GARFIELD OMFG I WAS LIKE OMFG

he was so sexy for fuck sake i was inlove omfg sexualness GAH!

anyway so i decided to go home

and on the train i sat with eric, andrew, emily and Danny

we had interesting conversations and well apparently they wanted to eat so yeah

i went with them and i begged Emily to join me and she did

MWHAHAHAH i wasnt the only vagina there
but Danny left and Wilson, Jimmy, Eeh, Hyvhen joined

so all together it was Wilson, Jimmy, Eric, Eeh, Hyvhen, Emily, Andrew and me

we went to an Asian place and i had crispy noodle and i bought some sexy socks and i was in the toilet like changing omfg

didnt really help but kinda did

i also had coffee yum yum


it was really thick and sweet tho :/

um yeah then em and i were talking with the boys and the convo slowly twisted into the battle of the sexes and how the other is more confusing

but yeah we just talked about how fucked up girls were
and yeah

uyeah
yeahy eah

that was fun

then i left

yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah

oh and we raised the question

it a girl with massive tits wears a singlet

how come they get offended with we look at them

i mean its obvious that you want us to look at them

i mean i personally when i see fantastic tits popping out of shirts

i have to say "your tits look amazing!"

i like really want to touch them and stuff, what can i say?

its right there and all and looks nice and yeah

yeah
yeah
yeah

yeah




ok goodbye



Can you see what you've done to my heart, and soul? It's such a wasteland now.


Interpol

Johnlock

John’s still standing there in the doorway, and for a long, time-less second, Mr. Holmes side-steps mere micrometers away from John. Every hair on John’s body stands to attention at the feel of his body heat so very close. John’s eyelids can’t help but flutter.

But Mr. Holmes swans off, seemingly not noticing. He grabs Watson’s exam from his desk, and idly flourishes it towards John.

John  reaches out, tentatively, and takes it. For the barest instant, their index fingers brush. John feels as if he’s been shocked, withdrawing his hands quickly to fidget in his button-up and school jumper. Mr. Holmes smirks, a little, before sitting at the edge of his desk.

Mr. Holmes is in his usual suit, and the long lean legs of his trousers are stretched out in front of him, crossed at the ankle. John feels like they go on forever, up and up and up.

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Isnt gay fan fiction amazing?

Well i didnt write that but its just so hegdjnvbehidjnvueirgfnsdjkcuinregjfkdv

i swear to god i have been reading too much gay erotica

too much Johnlock

but i cant help it

its so fascinating!!!!! 

so amazing

I love the ones which are kinda so

i dont know

emotional

i just 

makes me so nvrugcfghjvjlibve like giggly and stuff!

i just- i cant- its just so beautiful

like i see homosexuality in a whole different light right now

not like i was a homophobe or anything

but its making me re-consider my sexuality     


i mean can i just say they make anal so appealing AHAHHAHAHAH


i mean yeah just yeah its just


i never understood anal before, like 
its just taking a shit backwards


but after reading fan fiction.... erotica i just


its not sex to them


its making love


i just why am i talking about this?


who cares no one reads this


ill probably read this in like a year and be like 


what were you thinking maria


ahahhahaha but yeah ever since fan fiction i have to admit ive been writing my own (embarrassing i know)


but yeah ever since fan fiction and the minor character (starring david tennant) 
ive been wanting to write


and i this is me over the past few weeks