historiography

So i had me history excursion thingy today

it was nice

i met bruce dennent the writer of our text book

he looked like such a bright man, i think i love him
i wanted to talk to him afterwards but i was afraid i sounded stupid :(

i wanted to ask him so many questions
and he says he isnt a hater of America, but you know they are well bleh

and im like I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!

and he kept taking my scarf which was funny

and well he is going to our school soon to give a lecture on WW1

and i am going to wear my scarf so i hope he remembers me hehehe

but yeahhh......

oh and also the american lecturer was pretty foxy

i have to admit i was attracted to him :$

the worst part of the day was my fuckin shoes, i am never ever wearing those shoes ever again, it was hell, it was raining and i felt like ugh it was just not nice

not nice at all

i was about to go central with the lovely emilee, wynee and angela

But i decided not to go because my feet were giving me hell and i was just in so much pain and misery i am so sorry feet but yea

that ment i met

well not really meet

more like stared at from a distant until he felt uncomfortable

and i knew he knew i was staring at him

this guy looked like ANDREW GARFIELD OMFG I WAS LIKE OMFG

he was so sexy for fuck sake i was inlove omfg sexualness GAH!

anyway so i decided to go home

and on the train i sat with eric, andrew, emily and Danny

we had interesting conversations and well apparently they wanted to eat so yeah

i went with them and i begged Emily to join me and she did

MWHAHAHAH i wasnt the only vagina there
but Danny left and Wilson, Jimmy, Eeh, Hyvhen joined

so all together it was Wilson, Jimmy, Eric, Eeh, Hyvhen, Emily, Andrew and me

we went to an Asian place and i had crispy noodle and i bought some sexy socks and i was in the toilet like changing omfg

didnt really help but kinda did

i also had coffee yum yum


it was really thick and sweet tho :/

um yeah then em and i were talking with the boys and the convo slowly twisted into the battle of the sexes and how the other is more confusing

but yeah we just talked about how fucked up girls were
and yeah

uyeah
yeahy eah

that was fun

then i left

yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah

oh and we raised the question

it a girl with massive tits wears a singlet

how come they get offended with we look at them

i mean its obvious that you want us to look at them

i mean i personally when i see fantastic tits popping out of shirts

i have to say "your tits look amazing!"

i like really want to touch them and stuff, what can i say?

its right there and all and looks nice and yeah

yeah
yeah
yeah

yeah




ok goodbye



Can you see what you've done to my heart, and soul? It's such a wasteland now.


Interpol

Johnlock

John’s still standing there in the doorway, and for a long, time-less second, Mr. Holmes side-steps mere micrometers away from John. Every hair on John’s body stands to attention at the feel of his body heat so very close. John’s eyelids can’t help but flutter.

But Mr. Holmes swans off, seemingly not noticing. He grabs Watson’s exam from his desk, and idly flourishes it towards John.

John  reaches out, tentatively, and takes it. For the barest instant, their index fingers brush. John feels as if he’s been shocked, withdrawing his hands quickly to fidget in his button-up and school jumper. Mr. Holmes smirks, a little, before sitting at the edge of his desk.

Mr. Holmes is in his usual suit, and the long lean legs of his trousers are stretched out in front of him, crossed at the ankle. John feels like they go on forever, up and up and up.

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Isnt gay fan fiction amazing?

Well i didnt write that but its just so hegdjnvbehidjnvueirgfnsdjkcuinregjfkdv

i swear to god i have been reading too much gay erotica

too much Johnlock

but i cant help it

its so fascinating!!!!! 

so amazing

I love the ones which are kinda so

i dont know

emotional

i just 

makes me so nvrugcfghjvjlibve like giggly and stuff!

i just- i cant- its just so beautiful

like i see homosexuality in a whole different light right now

not like i was a homophobe or anything

but its making me re-consider my sexuality     


i mean can i just say they make anal so appealing AHAHHAHAHAH


i mean yeah just yeah its just


i never understood anal before, like 
its just taking a shit backwards


but after reading fan fiction.... erotica i just


its not sex to them


its making love


i just why am i talking about this?


who cares no one reads this


ill probably read this in like a year and be like 


what were you thinking maria


ahahhahaha but yeah ever since fan fiction i have to admit ive been writing my own (embarrassing i know)


but yeah ever since fan fiction and the minor character (starring david tennant) 
ive been wanting to write


and i this is me over the past few weeks

Nida

Well i guys i should have a lovely blog post about Nida since BOBOBOBOBOB has one soo lettt meee starttttt

Yes i woke up early


fucking 7 o'clock

i dont even wake up that early FOR SCHOOL

i the day had to be good,

i wore my leather jacket, which i love love love love! then i realised EVERYONE there was wearing one!!!


Yeah black jeans and my fav red thing shirt thing and my fave red ribbon, and a million jumpers cause i am so cool! Oh and bobobobob scarf, with i am totally keeping if you are reading cause i fucking love it!!

Yeah after having a little wash and a change of clothes and use a tractor for "fake-up" (see what i did there?) yeah so i decide to call bobina at 7:30

WHO WASNT EVEN UP YET

and my dad was like to me "you want me to just bring you to his house and you can walk to station' and yeah i called him again so i decided to go to his house AND

yeah and we walked to the station which was nice and yeah

so the training and yeah the norm talk talk talk oh here we are

and like we waited at the bus stop, FUN FACT THE BUS TICKETS COST 7 (for 2 but you know what i mean, its hella expensive)

and yeah i had a massive guilt trip, a homeless woman, and she told bobs and i off and yeah it was heart-wrenching but thats how the world works in with capitalism

anyways on the bus i sat next to a hipster looking girl, actually hipsters EVERYWHERE!

and yeah we got at NIDA EARLY!! WOOO!!

man all the supportive white parents, it was crrrrrazzzaaaayyyyy im just like ok we get it you failed in becoming famous! put the Botox down and let your child live their own lives!

yeah then in we go, free bag free ball

i forgot what we did but i re-call a cute guy who was doing this kinda i dont know he was funnnnnnyyyyyy

and cute

and well

not my age, a bit over aged :(((

OMFG SO MANY BEATLE REFERENCES ON SAT I WAS HAVING A BEATLES ORGASMMUHETBJASKNDFFFDVGHFUGHJHJKTTBNBGNBNJKBG I WAS SO HAPPY UBHFGBDHJKVZSNUBDFHJKNVZ

• CUTE GUY WITH BREAD MADE A LIE SAYING "I JUST RECORDED AN ALBUM WITH MY BAND THE BEATLES (I SHOULD OF MADE SOME BEATLES JOKES WHHYYYYY DIDNT I, I SHOULD OF PICKED HIM UP!)
• THEY WERE PLAYING THE MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR ALBUM THE WHOLE DAY 
• ONE GUY HAD THE NEW YORK CITY JOHN LENNON SHIRT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I NEVER FELT MORE AT HOME~

ok breathe maria!!!!!

yeah BOBINA WAS SUCH A INTROVERT!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA REGRET SHIT!

yeah yeah yeah i went to the directing lecture, it was mehhh

but after script writing was AWESOME! i had so much fun listening to the people there, i swear to god i saw the boy who was talking somewhere before!

we did some inprov which was funnnn

i told this guy with a sweater that had a skull in it that he had an awesome sweater :)

yeah well i found him cute, just a bit tubby, i like it he looked so cuddly! yeah he and i did this improv together

it was comedy and the activity was generally you put everyday people in extreme situations or characteristics and thats the comedy so four people on a train and we all have spasms

the first group, i could see that it was tooooo muddled and too many people wanted their light and yeah i didnt find it funny and yeah and yeah yeah yeahhhhhhh and the vodka thing was like LOL and the girls went weird and then i was like ewww......... and yeah "How long does this train take?" "7 hours" LOOOOOOOOL but yeah you could see they werent working together

then i was up :) (the best group)

it was funny cause everyone in the crowed being drama students we all craved the spot light and when she called for volenteers the first batch just run for it! and yeah i put my hand up and they ran then i lost me chance andyeah

the second time i RANNNNNN this one girl skidddd on the floor like "SAFE" style but she wasnt counted in HAHAHAHAHA my group consisted of

Tubby boy (skull sweater) just yelled a jumble of words just something which was adorable,

the guy beside me was cute but short and was a twin, he did this cool dinosaur kinda thing which turned me on (his talent) and he shook me hand ;O

The other person was this girl who did a crazy insect kinda noiseeee kick assssssss

and yeah genrally i was the third person to go on the train and like well  i wanted it to be quiet so i could scream out of nowhere but they loved attention as much as i did so they kept speaking so i just screamed to shut them out

Yeah i think we all threw each other opportunities and we all worked together really well

yeah that was fun and we had to end the skit and me being hardcore was like OK LETS ALL COUNT TO THREE and after counting we all went crazy and the girl who as instructing us said we were fantastic and she loved how i ended it! hehehe

the group after us had like 7 people and it clearly didnt work out yah you could see the instructors awesome face when she tried to compliment them

it was chaos i mean a group of 7 drama students, not going to work

i noticed the hottest and most fashionable girl had the most attention

and the frizzy haired virgin wasnt even noticed!

yeah like the instructor on the side line was like "guys take notice of everyone" when the virgin was making chicken noise but no one looked at her (i think that was the funniest part in the play aha)

OMFFG AND THE ASAIN GUY

he looked like a massive douche and im like no no youre not funny NO NOOOO NNOOO

and he was the conductor and no one listen to him and yeah it was just sad and like his back was to the audience (NUMBER ONE RULE OF DRAMA NO BACK TO THE AUDIENCE)

and yeah i think my group was the best but i dont know for sure i wasnt watching

BOB WHY WERE YOU SUCH A INTROVERT!

another improv was when we all had to group up in quarters

and you generally had to do something and like someone in the group goes up to you and they ask you "what are you doing?" and you say the something totally different from what you are doing and yeah

when i went up i was feeding chicken which was like "who the fuck would suggest that"

but yeah the girl after me i told her "a triple back flip"

got some laughs YEAH!!!

another group game we did was we learn who each other was

and you had to say these things

1. Your name
2. Your pet and if you dont have a pet frown
3. a siren
4. and a lie

I was like

HI i am MARIA

they arent really pets but they are like Animals MARIA CAN I BORROW YOUR DS yeah my brothers

m EEEHHHHE EHHEHEHEH

and i died three times this morning

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i could tell the instructor liked me she laughed and yeah TEACHERS PET

and then we played a tagging game like in drama and you had to hug people in order not to get tipped

the first round "white Collin" was in and he came up to me and this girl and  i was like "HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS"

and we hugged and he went away

then the second round she choose me to be in along with "while Collin"and yeah i rule at tipping he and i where hearding them like sheep and he knows my name "white Collin" yeah he was really cute but i think gay cause he had the voice of tommy

someone was like MARIAA MARIAAAAA

and i was like who the fuck is calling i look back and yeah

i accidental groped like 20 million girls while playing the game

ahaahh

and the third round this girl named kate was in with us

at first i could tell iff she was a boy or not, she wasnt ugly she was so pretty

like hot hot hot but had boy hair and wore a jumper which made her look extremely flat, then she took it off and i was like TITS

basically she looked exactly like EFFY!

yeah i just wanted to hold her in my arms

what else.... yeah i think thats all im bothered to write about today

um yeah the costumes were nice

the boys were cute

i caught some boys watching me

yeah and i am an egotistical maniac goodbye

I want you to be crazy cause you're stupid baby when you're sane